i just google imaged poop.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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