I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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