i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I want her autograph on my taint
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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