i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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