Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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