He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.