I want to make a zoo with you.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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