Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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