Kiss
Puke
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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