I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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