it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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