By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Pants are for mortals
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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