Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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