i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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