try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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