So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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