So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I have post one night stand depression
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