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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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