My hand turned me down
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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