Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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