Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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