i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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