Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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