She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Found your dick twin last night
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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