I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
