Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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