Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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