talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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