either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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