She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
this hospital has no fireball
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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