This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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