:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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