Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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