yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
