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go home
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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