btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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