I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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