i think my mom watched the whole time
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I could make wine with my vomit
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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