I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.