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Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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