Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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