I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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