So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize
