In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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