It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
how drunk are you?
Several
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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