Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
high people should be assigned attendants
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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