But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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