can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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