fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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