in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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