U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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