my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I am naked and annoyed.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
